Son of a ...

Son of a. . .

Is it just us?

Is it just my family, or is NBC's commentators at the olympics just terrible.

The New American Dream

Me: Have you heard about the new American Dream?

Sister: What? Debt and Taxes?

Me: No. The American Dream of owning so many houses that you can't keep track of how many.

Getting older . . .

Comic is from Nicholas Gurewitch at The Perry Bible Fellowship.

Nerd Word Test

Score 237

This is how your score compares to others who have done this same puzzle:

79% scored better,
1% scored the same, and
20% scored lower.

You Rank #151 out of 189 players.



Better than Beginner...

Personality Defects Quiz

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Spiteful Loner

You are 57% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take the Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

Good-bye Television ... It was great while it lasted.

Today I started listing all the movies I've ever seen. Thousands. Well that aint too bad ... maybe 5% of my lifetime.

Then I started on TV. Holy $#!+. I spent how much of my life on TV hours?

I just gave it up. I will now make a list of TV shows to buy when I retire. Until then, I'm going back to living life.

You might think that I watch too many movies, but that 5% also includes movies that I've seen on TV/Cable, but doesn't include reruns, and neither did the TV listing.

I'm going to allow myself one new movie, and one old movie per week MAX. That'll be about 3%.

Are you ready to face ZOMBIES?

PHYSICAL RATING (YOUR PHYSICAL SURVIVABILITY, ENDURANCE, AND STRENGTH) : B
DR/ BIZMORE SAYS : WITH A LITTLE TRAINING AND EXERCISE, YOU'LL BE READY FOR AN UNDEAD OUTBREAK.

MENTAL RATING (YOUR MENTAL STABILITY, ENDURANCE, AND INTELLIGENCE) : B
DR. BIZMORE SAYS : PERHAPS A LITTLE STUDY WOULDN'T HURT. YOUR MENTAL FORTITUDE IS ABOVE AVERAGE, BUT CAN STILL BE IMPROVED.

EXPERIENCE RATING (YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF OUTBREAKS AND HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM) : B
DR. BIZMORE SAYS : YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT ZOMBIES AND OUTBREAKS THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON AND CAN RECOGNIZE CLICHES IN ZOMBIE MOVIES AND FICTION.

EMOTIONAL RATING (YOUR EMOTIONAL INTEGRITY) : F
DR. BIZMORE SAYS : YOUR MANTRA IS, "NUMBNESS IS THE PATH TO SURVIVAL."

TOTAL SURVIVAL RANK (YOUR OVERALL SURVIVAL GRADE) : Z+
YOUR KNOWLEDGE, STRENGTH, AND WILL TO SURVIVE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. IT WOULD TAKE A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST TO REMOVE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. ZOMBIES DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

Quiz at:
http://www.newsandentertainment.com/zFzombiequiz.html
NO CHEATING. Post your the scores of the first time through.


Note: I disagree with a couple of their assumptions, but most are accurate.