Saturday, August 23, 2008
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Friday, August 15, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
You are 57% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take the Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
Then I started on TV. Holy $#!+. I spent how much of my life on TV hours?
I just gave it up. I will now make a list of TV shows to buy when I retire. Until then, I'm going back to living life.
You might think that I watch too many movies, but that 5% also includes movies that I've seen on TV/Cable, but doesn't include reruns, and neither did the TV listing.
I'm going to allow myself one new movie, and one old movie per week MAX. That'll be about 3%.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
DR/ BIZMORE SAYS : WITH A LITTLE TRAINING AND EXERCISE, YOU'LL BE READY FOR AN UNDEAD OUTBREAK.
MENTAL RATING (YOUR MENTAL STABILITY, ENDURANCE, AND INTELLIGENCE) : B
DR. BIZMORE SAYS : PERHAPS A LITTLE STUDY WOULDN'T HURT. YOUR MENTAL FORTITUDE IS ABOVE AVERAGE, BUT CAN STILL BE IMPROVED.
EXPERIENCE RATING (YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF OUTBREAKS AND HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM) : B
DR. BIZMORE SAYS : YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT ZOMBIES AND OUTBREAKS THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON AND CAN RECOGNIZE CLICHES IN ZOMBIE MOVIES AND FICTION.
EMOTIONAL RATING (YOUR EMOTIONAL INTEGRITY) : F
DR. BIZMORE SAYS : YOUR MANTRA IS, "NUMBNESS IS THE PATH TO SURVIVAL."
TOTAL SURVIVAL RANK (YOUR OVERALL SURVIVAL GRADE) : Z+
YOUR KNOWLEDGE, STRENGTH, AND WILL TO SURVIVE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. IT WOULD TAKE A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST TO REMOVE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. ZOMBIES DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
NO CHEATING. Post your the scores of the first time through.
Note: I disagree with a couple of their assumptions, but most are accurate.