Wednesday, June 08, 2011

A Good Joke.

I was out with a friend of mine who passed along this good joke:

A guy gets arrested for being a hit-man, mostly because the police stumbled upon him just after the deed was done.

Once he got to prison, he was allowed a weekly phone call to his father, whom the FBI suspected was also part of the crime family.

One week, his father complained, "I'm getting to old to do all the work readying the garden anymore."

His son responds, "Just leave it alone, The garden is where I hid the bodies."

A week passes until he speaks to his father again.

The father said, the FBI was here and dug up the whole garden looking for bodies."

The son replies, "That's all I can do for you from here dad. Happy gardening."