Friday, November 06, 2009

Odd thoughts,,,

Saw an advertisement for a single apartment. I paused ...
and then I wondered: Have you ever seen a married apartment?

There, of course, must be some, after all, there are in-law apartments.

And where do these apartments meet? At an apartment complex?

Friday, October 30, 2009

Fly, kitty, Fly!

This story from a couple years ago.

13-Year-Old Electrocuted At Southington Substation --

SOUTHINGTON -- Police are investigating the electrocution of a 13-year-old Tuesday at a utilities substation on Johnson Avenue near the Meriden line.

The body of Junus Cecunjanin was found by a Connecticut Light & Power worker at 5:05 p.m. on the ground inside the fenced-off substation. The worker, who lives on Johnson Avenue, had lost power at his home and notified a supervisor.

Cecunjanin, a freshman at Crosby High School in Waterbury, had spent the day helping his parents clean and paint a home at 250 Gwen Road, which his family recently purchased.

His father, Dzevat
Cecunjanin, had been searching for the teenager when emergency personnel arrived at the substation. He said his son didn't know the area.

"I'm looking for my son," a shaken
Cecunjanin said. "I ask the police. I cannot find my son for the past 10 minutes."

Power went out shortly after the electrocution.

CL&P officials cut electricity to the street, putting about 1,800 customers in the dark. Meriden and Southington police cordoned off about a half-mile of Johnson Avenue to investigate the accident. Power was later restored.

"We are investigating why the person is in there and how the person got in there," CL&P spokesman Mitch Gross said. "We're trying to coordinate everything with police. Our hearts and thoughts go out to the family. You train, but you pray you never have to react to something like this."

As police searched the scene,
Cecunjanin and a woman, identified as the boy's mother, paced nervously along Johnson Avenue, to the substation and back.

The couple's two other sons stood quietly by a tree in the front yard.

Neighbors wearing pajamas and sweaters came out of darkened homes to observe the activity on the typically quiet street.

Susan Mullany, of 161 Gwen Road, was walking to Gwen Road and Johnson Avenue at about 7 p.m. when she heard the anguished scream of "Oh, my God!" coming from the Cecunjanin's new home. The sounds of sobbing followed. Police officers stood guard in the driveway.

"I just feel so bad," Mullany said. "It made me feel so hopeless; you want to go to help them."

The substation is less than a quarter-mile from the Cecunjanin's home. It has a gate to block vehicles and a 20-foot-high fence surrounding high-voltage electrical equipment. There are also "danger" signs warning against trespassing.

Police and CL&P are investigating possible weaknesses in the fenced area and whether the teen might have used something to touch the wires.

Gross said the locks on the fences were in place and that the gates were secure.

"We have to look at a lot of information at the scene," said Sgt. Lowell DePalma, spokesman for the Southington Police Department.

Dan Manchester, who lives at 654 Johnson Ave., said he and his wife heard a loud hum, but thought it was a squirrel on a line. They knew it was more serious when emergency crews arrived.

The Cecunjanins live at Meriden-Waterbury Road and were preparing the house for their move.

At about 7:30 p.m., an ambulance pulled up in front of 250 Gwen Road and paramedics helped Cecunjanin's mother onto a stretcher.

"They had just moved in," said Jennifer Wallberg, of 600 Johnson Ave. "We never would have thought anything like this would happen."

Investigation Into Teen's Electrocution Continues

Police Say Teen's Family Was Preparing For Move

POSTED: 5:06 pm EDT October 10, 2007
Officers remained at a utility substation where a teen died throughout the night Tuesday and day Wednesday, trying to reconstruct what happened.Junus Cecunjanin, 13, was found at about 5 p.m. Tuesday inside the Connecticut Light and Power substation on Johnson Avenue in Southington.

Police said Wednesday that they believe that Cecunjanin scaled the substation's fence and then climbed onto equipment, coming into contact with the power line.Investigators said it doesn't appear that the substation was open or easily accessible.CL&P workers found the boy's body after one heard a bang before the power went out. About 1,800 Southington utility customers were left without power Tuesday night while the investigation was underway.

Police said Junus' family had recently purchased a home on Glen Road in Southington had had enrolled their children in school. The family was preparing to move to the town from Waterbury.The family was painting the home in preparation for move-in day at the time of the electrocution, according to police. Police said Junus told his family that he was going to play with friends before going to the substation. Investigators said they were unsure whether the friends were with him at the time of the accident. 

Personally, this is a case of Darwinism. You jump the fence into a high-voltage power substation and get electrocuted. I'm personally glad he's out of the gene pool.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Why haven't looked at Playboy in years...

The Bold Print is Playboy's list of Top 10 Sex Acts That Should Be Retired by John DeVore.

1. Sex Act: Spanking
Why It Should Be Retired:
Fine, a little ass slap never hurt anybody. But paddles? No, we will not bend over. And no you will not spank us. Why? Because we are grown-ass adults. We won’t sit in the corner, either. People who are obsessed with spanking are bringing their therapy into the bedroom. You know what you should bring into the bedroom? Your genitals.
Alternative Sex Act:
Hair pulling. We’re not talking fistfuls of scalp. But a good, aggressive yank says pay attention and let’s bang it out better than any fey pat on the ass.

Bah, so long as you're not breaking things or bleeding, and it's between consenting adults. As for hair pulling, I'll do it under the right circumstances, but not hard. Women painfully yanking my hair should be ready to get grudge fucked.

2. Sex Act: Threesomes
Why It Should Be Retired:
It’s the sexual equivalent of the buffet at the Golden Corral: If one chick is good, then two must be awesome, right? Wrong, Augustus Gloop. Having a spare is only necessary when it comes to tires, batteries and machine gun magazines. Most guys have enough problems pleasing one woman, and the entire threesome fantasy hinges on a self-deceiving ego trip. Two women do not make twice the man.
Alternative Sex Act:
How about a “Giving One Woman an Orgasm-some.”

Not that it's too difficult to get a woman to orgasm ... really. You don't take threesome's out just because some men don't know a clitoris from a belly button.

3. Sex Act: Sex in the Shower
Why It Should Be Retired:
Women love sex in the shower. They claim it’s sensual. This claim is highly disputable, since there’s nothing sensual about slipping, soap in the eyes or formerly hot water turning testicle-witheringly cold. Women like sex in the shower because they are all clean freaks. Sex is supposed to be dirty, stinky and sticky. It’s just part of the fun of the reproductive act.
Alternative Sex Act:
Sex after the gym, when everything is super musky. Shower after.

You can tell the writer is not a sensual person, You clean each other with soap, then have sex. Rinse and repeat as wanted. Sweaty sex is as fun and no better or worse than shower sex.

4. Sex Act: Handcuffs
Why It Should Be Retired:
Handcuffs immediately recall the po-po, and there is nothing sexy about Johnny Law. Besides, is there any more hackneyed and unoriginal a fetish than wanting to shackle someone to a bed? It’s a control freak's go-to kink, but sex is already about losing control. Lighten up. Plus anything involving your being naked and a key is just a bad idea. We’re here to help you, T.J. Hooker.
Alternative Sex Act:
If you must tie or be tied, try fruit leather straps, because you should be able to chew your way out of love restraints. Mmm, fruity deliciousness.

Maybe this ties into #8, but I'll admit, handcuffs are handy on the go, but not comfortable at all, get a beginner's bondage kit instead. But, as said, they're handy, and nothing beats having them in the glove box for some spur of the moment fun.

5. Sex Act: Brazilians
Why It Should Be Retired:
It is not sexy to sleep with a woman whose vagina looks prepubescent. An airstrip? Fine. But squeaky like a dolphin? Not so much. Some might argue that it’s more hygienic, but they are wrong. You know what’s hygienic? Soap and water. The very act of even getting a Brazilian is full-on medieval…so much torturous ripping. There is no point in mutilating your beautiful ladyflower.
Alternative Sex Act:
Ladies, let your 1970s jungle bush bloom.

Apparently he's a hirstute lover. Also, having a bush will not make porn suddenly have stories like they did in the 70's. I don't sleep with women for their bush, so it's a personal thing. But admittedly, I prefer women neater than the jungle bush, bare or groomed is great.

6. Sex Act: Road Head
Why It Should Be Retired:
Why it’s sexy to get a blow job while operating heavy machinery is utterly baffling. Is it a rush, the ability to drive a car while getting serviced? It’s a nice gesture on her part, but you don’t need to be that relaxed while hurtling through traffic at 55 miles an hour. Concentrate so you don't wrap your car around any poles—she can wrap her lips around yours later.
Alternative Sex Act:
Church parking lot head. It’s safer and sacrilegious. Naughty!

Road head is a safer form of public sex, unless you get orally castrated by getting into a wreck. Church lot isn't neccessarily better, the cops locally regularly patrol the church lots here.

7. Sex Act: Flavored Sexual Lubricant
Why It Should Be Retired:
If we wanted to go down on a slice of strawberry shortcake, we'd stick our tongues into an actual slice of strawberry shortcake. Short of that, we're fans of woman-flavor, and we don’t need salves to poorly fool us otherwise.
Alternative Sex Act:
If you really desire some other taste when crunching it, try actual condiments. Or gravy.

If 'm using lube anyway, why not flavored? I like most of them, but cinnamon is a favorite. Condiments already used are whipped-cream and various flavored syrups.

8. Sex Act: Role Playing
Why It Should Be Retired:
If you wanted to date Little Red Riding Hood, you should have gone to the magical forest rather than the club to meet women. And what’s the deal with sexy nurses? Is there such a thing as a sexy hospital? No. Role playing is a sign that one of you wants to sleep with other people. When we look into the eyes of someone we’re sleeping with, we want to see them, not the eyes of a mentally-ill loonybird method actor.
Alternative Sex Act:
Wear funny hats instead. We’ll put on this magician's top hat, you can wear the Native American feather headdress.

Bah, sometimes it can be alot of fun. Princess Leia Bikini and Han Solo? Catwoman and Batman? Your favorite anime? Whatever floats your boat, don't go bitching about others lives.

9. Sex Act: Candle Wax
Why It Should Be Retired:
Hot wax and nipples do not mix. For that matter, neither does any kind of open flame within a three-foot radius of male junk. We like emo Goth chicks as much as the next guy, and are not averse to a little nipple nibbling. But candles? Hot wax? Did we commit a crime? Can’t we just blare the Cure instead? Hot wax is to sex what stabbing your tongue with a fork is to dinner.
Alternative Sex Act:
If a little pain is totally necessary, how about you let us decorate your body with band-aids. Then pull.

Okay, seeing how I don't wax, and I'm not into pain, I haven't played with this. I would do it on request, but not just because.

10. Sex Act: Handjobs
Why It Should Be Retired:
Unfortunately, when hooking up, we are not hiding from teachers underneath the bleachers. So give up the handjob, and let’s get down to some serious business. This is not a reflection on your patented technique—It’s just that we’re not in your parent’s basement, and it’s a little lazy too. While we’re talking about this, we’re going to cancel ye olde fingerbang too.
Alternative Sex Act:
Penis in the vagina.

Well, handjobs are good safe sex, and can be fun in an integral part of a relationship. Apparently, all women should be taught how to give a good hand job from women in southeast asia. I'll take a good handjob over a bad blowjob or bad fuck anyday.

Friday, August 14, 2009

A good way to express it.

Of course, you could replace bush with any government official. Really. Bailing out companies that make bad deciscions is stupid, and likely to repeat itself. Well, unless you jail the corporate officers who got it there, and probably the Board of Directors as well.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Human Trafficing in the real world.

An old friend called me a few hours ago. A person she knows, who was a friend of a person she knew who died, was talking with her. Apparently he's out of work. So he hooked up with a pimp in a major city. He's going to go to an Asian country, marry a minor, bring her to the pimp, and sell her to him for $30,000 or so dollars. He was asking my friend about how difficult it might be to get a divorce. Needless to say, my friend freaked out and called me to ask if it was okay to rat him out.

My answer was a resounding "YES!". The friend going to talk with the police. I really hate these scum-buckets. So, next time someone says "That only happens in the movies or on TV." You can be assured that it really happens in real life too. Real life is as strange and fucked up, or more so, than fiction.

I'll let you all know how it turns out later. I'm obviously being scant on details to prevent said persons from knowing before police intervention.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Quote of the Day

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

Friday, July 24, 2009

Old school police dissuasion.

police dissuade rapist from repeat offending.

Extreme videos

Man dies after winning 12-hour sex marathon bet

From MosNews:

Man dies after winning 12-hour sex marathon bet
10 Mar, 05:39 PM

A young Russian man died after betting two women that he could have non-stop sex with them both for twelve hours and winning the bet, a Russian daily reported Tuesday.

Sergey Tuganov, 28, dropped dead minutes after winning $4,300, the amount of the bet, Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

The women told Moscow police that before starting the sex marathon, Tuganov swallowed a whole bottle of Viagra pills to ensure his victory.

“We got scared and called emergency services, but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of them, referred to as Alina.

Medics said the man most likely died because of the quantity of stimulating pills he had ingested.

Frisky Dog

Funny videos
For your Amusement...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Even bears learn not to mess with Russian women.

From MOS News:

53 year-old Siberian woman beats 200 kg bear barehanded
16 Jul, 01:04 PM

A 53 year-old woman from the Siberian village of Berezovskaya set upon a 200-kilogram bear and repulsed an attack from the animal, Russian website reports. The bear, scared of the woman’s strength, fled into the forest.

Nadezhda Teplyakova was walking home from work when the wild animal suddenly attacked her.

“Our village is situated not far from the forest, but that was the first time I had heard of an attack from a bear. I was coming up to my house when it pounced on me from behind the bushes. I was held down by the bear and it started to tear at me,” Teplyakova said.

The petite woman of only 1.52 meters did not know what to do at first.

“The bear seized me by the ear. After that it bit my ponytail off, I almost fainted away with fear. Then I started to shout at the top of my voice at the animal. It was motionless with surprise. After that I have delivered several blows to its muzzle. It then just growled and ran away into the forest,” Teplyakova said. “I don’t know how I got home.”

“She entered the room covered with blood,” Nadezhda’s husband Victor said. “Then Nadya [Nadezhda] fell into my arms and said only the word “bear." After that she passed out.”

He took his wife to hospital at once.

“We operated on the mutilated woman for several hours. Our surgeons have sown up her head, leg and chest wounds. Now her condition is stable,” Local traumatologist Evgenii Afonin said.

However, the bear was not as lucky. The next day Victor went to the forest, tracked down the animal and shot it to avenge his wife.

A good reason not to cheat!


Woman stuffs unfaithful boyfriend’s sex toy with glass wool
30 Mar, 05:16 PM

A young woman stuffed her boyfriend’s sex toy with glass wool after finding out he had been unfaithful to her. As a result, the man had to be taken to hospital for vital surgery.

Anna, 26, and Andrei, 28, met a year ago at a Moscow night club, the Russian website reported Sunday. They started dating and soon moved in together.

When after almost a year Anna found out that Andrei, a tall handsome man with long dark-brown hair, was cheating on her, she was infuriated and decided to teach him a lesson he would never forget.

The woman took the latex penis extender her boyfriend liked to play with in bed and stuffed it with glass wool. Then she removed it, but thousands of glass particles had stuck to the soft inside of the toy.

“The guy was brought in here in critical condition,” one of the doctors at the Moscow hospital that had admitted Andrei told

“He probably did not feel the pain at first, just some itching. But it got worse when the glass reached his urethra.”

Andrey took the pain for several days, but when the cuts in his penis got inflamed, he could no longer stand or sit, and called the ambulance. At the hospital, doctors removed glass particles from his male organ.

According to the doctors, he will have to spend quite a while at the hospital. The micro wounds got inflamed, he was virtually on the verge of sepsis.

It also works on cheating women and their dildos.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009


Mom has been transferred to short term rehab. Seems alright, We'll see. She's still having hallucinations. Nothing bad, but hopefully it'll clear up once the clots in her lungs dissolve. She's at least off the blood-thinners. She's no longer coughing regularly. Now she's just in need of physical therapy to get walking around again.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Mom's latest Update ...

SHe's doing well, though was groggy since she wasn't on oxygen today. Off the blood thinners, tanking her up on antibiotics. Put a filter in to catch clots. took a big clot from her leg. Eating fine, though sick of pureed food. She managed to get a tuna-fish sandwich today. Dinner had some chopped green beans. They are thinking of sending her home tomorrow or Sunday. I'm hoping for Sunday, because the service can get a nurse and aide to come out on monday.

I have to go down to the Oil Co. and fight with them, mom had signed a plan last August when fuel was skyrocketing for $4.599 a gallon over the winter, which she was charged, but this last delivery exhausted that money, and the remainder of the fill was still charged at $4.599. The gallons once the plan money was expended should be the current rate around $2.40-2.50. Luckily, there are several others now that supply the town. One should really think twice about screwing a customer of over 40 years.

I added some oil to the car, I need to do a change on the oil and the plugs. It'll either be early monday if I'm lucky or next weekend according to the weather. It's going to be a wet week, and not in a good way. At least the grass is cut. I also managed to jam some wood under my thumbnail while pulling vines.

I borrowed Sweeny Todd and Superhero Movie, haven't gotten to them yet. Picked up Collateral Damage for $3. I think I got ripped off. I'll post on that later. I think I'll walk the dog for the night now.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Mom's still in ...

They had her on Heperin ... it was a no go, so they need to see us this morning, after the bank run. More later.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Further on Mom

They're doing more tests ... she's on oxygen. All kinds of other fun.
Going up to see her now.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Monday, April 13, 2009

Sunday, March 29, 2009


Yesterday was lovely out. I could walk around in a T-shirt, beautiful. So this morning I get up and it's raining like hell. $#!+ ... I left my car window open ... now the seat is VERY wet.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Will you be travelling coach or couch?

You just can't make this stuff up.

Top 10 first date faux pas:

Via the Telegraph, but most are also true in the States.

1. Clicking fingers at the waiter

2. Adding salt to the meal before tasting it

3. Getting drunk

4. Licking the plate clean

5. Burping

6. Picking teeth with fingers

7. Licking the knife

8. Slurping soup

9. Talking about sex or bodily functions

10. Not leaving a tip

How I wish it were so...

Lincoln's watch - secret message scrawled by Jonathan Dillon in 1861:
"The first gun is fired. Slavery is dead. Thank God we have a President who at least will try."

Slavery isn't dead, they just renamed it to something more P.C.
See Human Trafficking.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Would You Survive an Accident?

Car Accident Website where you can look up accidents by make and model. Some makes me happy on my choice of vehicle, others scare the hell out me. Especially when you read about seat-belts braking and air-bags not deploying.

Thursday, January 29, 2009


A more complete reply to:
Kid Sis and her 3AM poll.

Hmmm... good question. I wouldn't say that it is or isn't possible. I don't know of any formulae for love. It's different for all people.

I tend to follow the theory of :
"I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying."

I myself loved women who have made me laugh, as well as those who haven't. People ask me why I'm still not with them if I loved them. I tell them, love is great, but there were things that did not make for a long-term relationship. Sometimes on my part, sometimes on theirs, but ultimately, you either ride it out and end up bitter, or you move on and try to find someone compatible to take that long run with and remain friends with your old loves.

Basically, the relationship has to be synergetic. Our differences should be complementary and help to fill in weaknesses of the other, our similarities should bind us together, and we should both be committed to being loyal to each other through the bad times as well as the good times. To be able to converse with and confide in each other. Attraction is necessary, some physical, but more so emotional and intellectual. Sexual compatibility is a must. Many relationships have failed on this alone. Men tend to stray to try something new that they are afraid to voice to their partner. Women tend to stray for emotional need, because they tend to expect that men should 'know' somehow psychically that something is wrong. Men are really bad about reading those signals, and I know I am especially bad at them. Take the time to confide in your partner. Many people like dominant partners, and many like submissive partners. I'm one of those who prefers to collaborate. Although I tend to be somewhat more dominant in the bedroom. We should encourage the best from each other, and be honest about everything. If you don't want an honest answer, don't ask the question. It may be painful at times, but less so than being lied to, and then finding out that they were lying later. A compatible sense of humor is a necessity. Mine is a bit dark, and often sarcastic, and sometimes dry & witty.

Hmmm... I guess summing it up: Trustworthy, loyal, complementary, and sexually compatable are my biggest points.

Monday, January 19, 2009

M.L.K. Day

You know what I hate most about this day? It's everyone talking about how Martin Luther King was all about equality for blacks. Ummm....No he wasn't. If you listen to what he was saing, it was equality amongst all human beings. Most people say we have a race problem still. On the whole, we don't. Sure there's some losers out there who worship hitler or white sheets, but they're more of a minority now. Mostly it's about class. Specifically about money. Oprah and Bill Cosby are not looked at with the same disdane as someone poor and black. But here's the thing, if you're poor and white, they will also treat you with the same disdain.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

You Scored as Outgoing

You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.