Normally I don't blog about my family. But here is a snippet that hit me right enough to add.
Blonde sister: (Says something elder sister decides to take offense at.)
Brunette sister: Don't talk to me like that again or I'll pluck you like a chicken!
And people wonder why I have yet to procreate. I tell them, as soon as I can find a place far enough away to ensure no vistations from my sisters, and I'm financially stable, then I'll consider it seriously.